Simon Howard

Comedian & Vocal Entertainer

Audio Clips

We Don't Cry Out Loud

Let Me Try Again

Alway's On My Mind

Simon Howard is not only a well known performer and entertainer on the sunny Isle of Wight but his diversity and passion has seen him also travel farther afield for booked special occasion performances.

Throughout his career, Simon has played a variety of theatrical roles which showcased his impeccable stage voice as well as his comedic performance.

Immaculately and suitably presented for every occasion, Simon will be dressed to impress at your next big event.


The Simon Howard Show is an outstanding and riveting performance; with a vast array of music to call upon it is inevitable that no two shows are ever the same! The Simon Howard Show is essentially a one man variety performance with vocal impressions, comedy and music from all eras.

The Simon Howard Show is suitable for all types of occasions from large corporate events to small family parties. Simon's show is sure to please any audience by tailoring each performance to you and your event.

Price Guide


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Song List

  • Trilogy Elvis
  • Suspicious Minds Elvis
  • Delilah
  • It's Not Unusual Tom Jones
  • I Who Have Nothing Tom Jones
  • She's A Lady Tom Jones
  • Walk Away Matt Monroe
  • Always On My Mind Elvis
  • And I Love You So Perry Como
  • Release Me Engelbert
  • Wonder Of You Elvis
  • Halfway To Paradise Billy Fury
  • I Believe I Gonna Love You Joe Longthorne
  • Impossible Dream Matt Monroe
  • Love Is In The Air Joe Longthorne
  • New York Frank Sinatra
  • Luck Be A Lady Frank Sinatra
  • Under My Skin Frank Sinatra
  • Night And Day Frank Sinatra
  • Sweet Caroline Neil Diamond
  • America Neil Diamond
  • Play Me Neil Diamond
  • Beautiful Noise Neil Diamond
  • Teenager In Love
  • This Is My Life Shirley Bassey
  • What Now My Love Shirley Bassey
  • Mack The Knife Bobby Darin
  • Beyond The See Bobby Darin
  • Massachusetts Bee Gees
  • Johnny Remember Me
  • Running Bear
  • We Don't Cry Out Loud /
  • 10/10 Paolo Nutini
  • Is This Love Bob Marley
  • Three Little Birds Bob Marley
  • Mary In The Morning Joe Longthorne
  • We Don't Cry Out Loud Joe Longthorne
  • Love Is All Joe Longthorne
  • Moondance Buble
  • Home Buble
  • It Had Better Be Tonight Buble
  • Gold Spandau Ballet
  • Barricades Spandau Ballet
  • Strange Town The Jam
  • Feel Robbie Williams
  • Angels Robbie
  • Move It Cliff Richard
  • Do You Wanna Dance Cliff Richard
  • Summer Time Blues Eddie Cochran
  • You Should Be Dancing Bee Gees
  • Blue Bayou Roy Orbison
  • Penny Arcade Roy Orbison
  • Pretty Woman Roy Orbison
  • You Belong To Me Bryan Adams
  • Summer Of 69 Bryan Adams
  • Handbags And Glad Rags Stereophonics
  • Night Boat To Cairo Madness
  • Must Be Love Madness
  • Does Your Mother Know Abba
  • Dancing Queen Abba
  • Mr Blue Sky Elo
  • And Many More!

Previous Clients

  • Shearings
  • Warners
  • Saga Cruises
  • Daish's Hotel
  • Newbridge Social Club
  • Woodbine Social Club
  • Broadway Park Hotel
  • Various Bay Hotel's
  • And Many More!


"We booked Simon Howard for a cabaret performance last year. He provided 3 hours of outstanding comedy and songs, a night of pure entertainment. Naturally we've booked him again for this year!"
- Phil Walters Woodbine Sports & Social Club, Essex

"What a top entertainer! Simon Howard knows how to read his audience and how to deliver a spot on night of dazzling entertainment. He's booked for 2015, and why wouldn't we he's a funny bloke!"
- Mick Walker - Newbridge Social Club, Blackheath

If you want 3 hours of first class non-stop entertainment, look no further than Simon Howard. He's your man for all occasions. I know of only Ken Dodd who performs longer than Simon
- Edward Dean, Sports & Entertainment Media

Set Formats

Simon Howard Offers:

1 x 60 Minute Set
2 x 45 Minute Sets